Phil and Claire Dunphy (Julie Bowen) are a Modern Family so it’s not surprising that they talk dirty, even if they don’t know it.
Claire’s husband is constantly ignoring her. It makes her so mad that she could just scream, and that’s just what she does. Unfortunately, she lets it while getting an apparently very good massage at the mall, which makes for some awkward looks. It doesn’t help when she starts screaming for “Dad” to join her. He drags his oblivious daughter away and explains “You know, when you get a massage you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.”